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JUST TAKE THE GODAMN CAKE

All Unicorn magic possess a runic pattern.
I'll have to go back to chapters before Chapter 3 to add that in.
It's significant.

But, how about them jars of preserved Unicorn samples. : )

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Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Edited Jul 9, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Stealth: (speaking surprisingly well judeccan) "This is your first, and only, warning. Carry on with your plans as you please, but be aware that your allies will suffer a thousand times worse than what your enemies have coming for them."
Eschar: (speechless)
Caroline: "What?"
Stealth: (speaking equestrian) "My apologies. I was under the impression this gentlecolt here was a fan of a rather unknown fantasy novel series, and I may have forgotten not all are fluent in one of the many fictional languages of that series."
Anna: "What did you say?"
Stealth: "Well, a rough translation would be If that cake taste as good as the mare who baked it looks, you may understand how great the gift of flight is once you eat the cake."
Caroline: (slightly blushing) "Oh, please, it´s just cake."
Stealth: "Well, I will be on  my way now." (speaking judeccan again) "If you harm but a fly in this country, noone will know what is pavement and what is you."

Disclaimer: Stealth, a pegasus who might come off as villainous at times, is not really violent. However, he is a well-known master thief who once pulled off a big stunt, so there are still some ponies in Equestria who don´t trust him. The rest has never heard of him, or is Princess Celestia.
Also, he is quite skilled in self teaching, so he can learn new things rather easily.
Anyway, about the stunt he pulled off: He stole Princess Celestia´s jewelry (crown, necklace and shoes), while she was wearing it. During a public speech. She herself actually hired the crime organization Stealth worked for back then, and had taken all the precautions to capture the thief. The only problem was that she expected a unicorn.
Additionally, the organization he worked for, the Shadowhooves, had fances in Griffonstone, Saddle Arabia, and even the Dragonlands. Some even rumor they had contacts in Yakyakistan as well, but nopony´s been there in forever, so surely a group of well-organized master thieves never went there before. It´s not like they lived in isolation for a damn long time and still knew how to speak equestrian or something, am I right?
Well, back to topic: Stealth could´ve learned to speak Judeccan during his time with the Shadowhooves, and refreshed his knowledge with the labels on Doctor Eschar´s boxes.
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Nightstar123456 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
o.o the hell he have in those boxes
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midnightrose3000 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2016  Hobbyist Interface Designer
annabelle:Unhand me Women!! 

Cracked me up HAHAHA
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Icecream6789 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016
Lolololol who else would of gotten smack for saying " unhand me women " to our moms XD
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:icontails208:
tails208 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2017
That would be me. A good slap in the face
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darthrivan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
(Raises both hands)
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Icecream6789 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016
XD
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ZanarNaryon Featured By Owner Edited Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Is that... Bottled unicorn horns?
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
: D
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sunlord9 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2016
:o (Eek) 
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Soulflutigress Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
*gulp* well i'm glad she didn't see what was in that box
she'd be all like onion head 'shock_' Aaarrrg Aaaaaah 
and i'd be like Depressed 
then her fans would be like Verymad Onionhead on fire - Onion head 
and you would be likeOnionhead drama- Onion head Onionhead ouch - Onion head 

ok i'm done now
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meh1428 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016
true dat
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I lol'd
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EqDBot Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015
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SilentArtist137 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
"Well, she is, just not in public."
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the-mysterious-ponyX Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
dragon creature
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Pokebreeder25 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I see severed unicorn horns 
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Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I don´t think they were severed.
My guess is that someone attacked random unicorns, kicked them in the chin, grabbed their mane, wrapped it around the horn, and then kicked them in the face so the horns breaks off and the unicorn collapses in a dark alley.

That way, it looks more like an accident. :)

Or they infiltrated a prison, deamed every unicorn inmate irredeamable and got permission to remove their horns after they staged a coup to make the unicorns looks violent and able to use magic to break out at any given moment. 
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IcarusHector Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Traumatizing childhood experience delayed, but just barely.
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Helsaabi Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015
Well,She don't have hand 0w0; I can help you "unhoove me!"
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Annabelle transcends pony talk.
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Helsaabi Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015
Oh i see! XD Annabelle probably watched "my little human" 
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tritos Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015
You can always tell when some one doesn't beat their kids.... and I'm glad. Anna Belle is just precious~
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist
My parents never beat me :') But they ravaged my mind with guilt, regret, and mental suffering whenever I misbehaved.
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tritos Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015
And you are just precious~
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
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IceMintSong Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
UNHAND ME, WOMAN!
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:iconangelic-rhapsody:
angelic-rhapsody Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015
"What's in these boxes?"

"Pickles.  Magic pickles."
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Animatorsnake Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015
wait woman, ponies don't say woman or daughter, they say either mom, or whatever but your choosing of wording not mine
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Siarnaq21 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mmm, pickled alicorn.  Just like ma used to make.
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EdenScorpio26 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015
Uhhhhhhh, wow. Anabelle almost didn't see that.
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Rabushabu Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015
so thats some sort of Dragon/Lizard type pet or a companion hiding back there Doc?
also kids are like cats  always  so darn curious about bawkses.  >:3
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ChainedtoInsainity Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
O-O Unicorn...Horns...o.0
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FL4R1X-4V3R3NT0N Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is some good art
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fotland42 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
Are all Judeccan agents that sloppy about unpacking? You really shouldn't open the horn box on your front room, nor should you open it until you're ready to put all the horns into the secret cubbyhole.
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TwinklestarMlp Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yikes... Those unicorn horns... XD "Unhand me, Woman!"My mom would of have slapped me or something XDD
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tigreanpony Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
That was hilarious, she is too cute.
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FidgetAwesomeSauce Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfacehoofplz: WHY ESCHER? WHY DID YOU DENY THE FUCKING CAKE?
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QwixLochflow Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I'm sure if she found it, she would have thought it was oversized candy corn anyway.

...And there's the image of Eschar being the guy with the white ice cream truck with a "free candy" sign on the back.
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Mikkillerib Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Those jars look completely harmless. Nothing suspicious at all.
And who`s that hiding behind the couch?
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LSDInkvizitor Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
well, that jars could be perfectly legit/legal, if he was pathologist.

i saw some jars with brains already.
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avixl Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
UNHAND ME, WOMAN

My mother would have killed me XD
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Lol same d:
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Crusadier Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
Anabelle's just perfect
:D
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IJoinedForPonies Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015
Yikes...
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darthrivan Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Rule one of Infiltration: Blend in. Seriously people will suspect you a lot less if you're not known as the creepy neighbor upstairs.
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Amarcato Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Eschar is so horny
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TheDracoJayProduct Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
At first I was like, "WTF AMAR WHAT IS WRONG WI-"

And then?

It hit me.

You're fantastic.
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Sturmlion1 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015
A few more seconds and Equestria might have had some warning.
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Twylite-Sparkle Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
The creepiness starts...
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